ethan-lawson-wate:

justabitunlikely:

so who do I get in touch with about marrying obama’s speechwriter

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WELL AT LEAST I KNOW WHO TO UNFRIEND ON FACEBOOK BECAUSE OF THAT ARTICLE LMFAO

generalstrikes:

Dogtooth (2009), dir. Yorgos Lanthimos

"I hope your kids have bad influences and develop bad personalities. I wish this with all my heart."

cheezboiga replied to your post:CAN WE TALK ABOUT MEN’S BACK MUSCLES THOUGH 

*wheezes*

LIKE IM NOT INTO REALLY BUFFED DUDES BUT BACK MUSCLES

BACK

MUSCLES 

CAN WE TALK ABOUT MEN’S BACK MUSCLES THOUGH 

wrinklefucker:

godtie:

fun fact: if a persons body odor smells good to you that means they have an immune system basically opposite of yours! this happens so the chances of finding a mate with the opposite immune system is greater and the chances that any offspring you produce together will have a stronger immune system is greater.

this is fascinating

trashleytrashley:

witchpop:

*announces my pregnancy at your funeral to shift the attention around to me*

*reincarnates as your child to shift the attention around to me*